Verb.
1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.
2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.
2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
by Cnlefae May 15, 2017
Get the dick-craftmug. adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.
mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
Get the craft blastingmug. Craft Back is the pain you get in your back after extensive playing hours on World of Warcraft. Also known as Warcraft Back.
Guy One: "Give me 5k gold noob"
Guy Two: "Go farm it yourself Slacker"
Guy One: "I cant Mate i have Craft Back"
Guy Two: "Go farm it yourself Slacker"
Guy One: "I cant Mate i have Craft Back"
by Del91 January 5, 2009
Get the Craft Backmug. Person 1 : "Dude, you totally did a Crafting Vegeto to that girl yesterday !"
Person 2 : "Yeah man, don't tell the F.B.I lmao eks dee"
Person 2 : "Yeah man, don't tell the F.B.I lmao eks dee"
by AnonEksDee June 17, 2018
Get the Crafting Vegetomug. A euphemism for the act of having sexual interactions with another person. (i.e. Oral, manual, phone sex, etc.)
by lazyshmuk August 4, 2012
Get the Arts and Craftsmug. by Becky and Cherryl December 13, 2007
Get the CRAFT momentmug. by Ex-Navy Brew Boy February 14, 2014
Get the craft beermug.