Snap Crackle Pop

When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.

Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.

by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

holy snap, crackle, and pop

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.

Holy snap, crackle, and pop! I forgot to study for this test!

by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011

Oh snap crackle pop

An expression used to show surprise

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"

by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

Sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle

Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.

by superman7489 January 22, 2015

crackle cooley

crackle cooley is what you have when you are not wearing any underwear and your pants are rubbing up on your cooley meaning your private.

This is so uncomfortable, i have crackle cooley.

by that crazy family July 23, 2019

crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022

Crackle-Smackin

One is crackle-smackin when wearing a new set of veneers that are much appreciated by homeboys, haters, and ratchets of the community... The veneers must be made of porcelain (known by some as crackleware) and emit a florescent glow when compared to it's immediate surroundings.

The -smackin suffix refers to the proximity of the veneers to the lips and mouth

Person one: Ay mang, what dat be?!?! Da po-po spotlight o something?!

Person two: Naw G, that Rae Rae new grill n shit!Think he dropped a band on dem thangs...

Person one: Crackle-smackin!!

by Grumshot October 8, 2014