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The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
by Harambe69 May 18, 2018
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counting to three

person 1: I sure hope half life 3 is going to be released soon.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.
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card counting

The only legal way to win in a casino. You can do this by using a combination of basic strategy, and keeping track on the cards that have been played. Assuming you know the rules of BlackJack, here is a quick explination of how to play.
Basic Strategy:
If the dealers face up card is a 4,5 or 6 the player should draw up to a minimum of 12
If the dealers face up card is anything else, the player should draw up to a minimum of 17
Always split Aces and 8's
The Count:
The player is aiming to reach a minimum target number when counting.
If the target number is reached the player should increase their bet because they will be odds on to win.
The target number is double the amount of decks being used (If the dealer is playing with 4 decks, the target number would be +8 or higher).
Every card delt has a count value. These have to be tracked in order to know when to increase the bets.
2,3,4,5 and 6 have a value of +1
7,8 and 9 have a value of 0
10, Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces have a value of -1
Card counting does give the player a pecentage above the house, but it is not always easy to do. For maximum efficiency the technique should be practiced extensively prior to usage.
In order to make counting difficult for the house to spot, count teams are recomended. This is where one person does the counting while playing small, and signals the other team members when to come over and start betting big.
by qwerty boy September 14, 2005
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Cuntionary

Non-gender-specific dictionary.
"Look it up in the cuntionary!"
by KHD August 21, 2004
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countrified

1. Resembling or having the characteristics of country life; rural. 2. Lacking sophistication.
1. Stephenville, Texas is countrified, there are a lot of cowboys and farmers.
2. She was too countrified for me. I need a girl who's more lady-like.
by Zane M. July 29, 2007
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Countrient

A landmass that is both a country and continent.
Australia is a countrient.”
by qupinhe May 26, 2020
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Countrinent

A countrinent is when something is referred as something that can be a country or continent like Australia.
Is Australia a continent or country?

Its both! Its a Countrinent
by Qwerty mann April 7, 2021
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