cosmic interference

Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference

by Madam Fortune November 26, 2017

cosmic gay

A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.

Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*

by cosmic joe April 24, 2020

COSMICBLOB

COSMICBLOB is term for a person who never grew out of their Nintendo phase

"HOLY MAMAJAMARAMA IN A TURBINE EATING A SANDWICH WHILE POOPING BACKWARDS! THAT GUY'S A COSMICBLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEEPEEPOOPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by COSMICBLOB December 18, 2021

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022

cosmic

1) out of this world; far out
2) a unique individual; someone who doesn't fit any mold
3) Cosmic Top Secret - the highest security clearance at NATO

1) wow, were those hippies ever cosmic
2) that crazy guy, he's really cosmic
3) Denis Morriset had a Cosmic security clearance

by Hugh Jass, Ph.D. February 2, 2009

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

The state of euphoria felt when inhaling Nitrous Oxide/ Laughing Gas.

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

Ah man, last weekend I did a double and took a long swim in the Cosmic River!

Pass me the cracker, it's time to go to the Cosmic Flow, Joe!

Gnarly Bra! I just took a Cosmic Flow in the Cosmic River!

by memberwhen March 22, 2017

cosmic consciousness

"...a higher form of consciousness than that possessed by the ordinary man." (Richard Maurice Bucke)

It makes more sense when viewed through Cosmic Consciousness.

by MadmanMichael April 21, 2017