coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.

Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!

by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022

coom

i just coomed in your ass little ladd now go get me a cup of tea.
british^
Æ skal prute dæ langt in ræv hullet så det kommer ut munnen.
Nataniel^

just made a coom cake for your mom :)

by familydead?L October 3, 2022

fem coom

The delicate jism of a human female

I went down on my girl last night, and she fem coomed so hard, I almost drowned

Mmmmmm, fem coom - some furry, probably

by Coom magick April 1, 2021

coom

coom

me:coom
u:coom?
me: COOM.

by Snippl,es October 26, 2022

Cooming

Cummings so hard your dick breaks off

"Dude Kyle is cooming!"

by WraithTheDictonary September 25, 2022

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020