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cooge

Slang term for vagina. Possibly derived from "cooch".
Mikey: Say there may I splooge in your cooge?

Girl: Eww, no. Get the fuck away from me virgin.
by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012
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clever-clogs

someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally
Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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popped his clogs

Did you hear about the old guy down the street? He finally popped his clogs,they found him yesterday.
by boomstick6699 December 30, 2013
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Coogle

"Coogle", "coogled" or "coogling" is an automotive service adviser term. The simplest definition is convincing the customer that they want to spend all available finds on the repair or maintenance to their vehicle.

The deeper your voice the more seductive it becomes. Little old ladies tend to find the deep voice of a male service advisers irresistible, and will frequently hold their pocket books open and close their eyes waiting to be serviced.
"I went in for an oil change and ended up getting new ball joints, an new air filter, and fuel injector service... I think I was Coogled..."

"The customer came in for two new tires; and I offered to take care of some needed maintenance. At first she was a bit hesitant at first, so I spoke deeply and softly to her... made the sale."
by Mongst December 16, 2012
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cooksource

To plagiarize without shame from an internet author, as Cooks Source online magazine did from Monica Gaudio. Cooks Source‘s October 2010 issue contained a copy of Gaudio's article "A Tale of Two Tarts," re-edited and named "As American As Apple Pie-Isn't."

The editor of Cooks Source, Judith Griggs, refused the Gaudio's request for an apology on Facebook, a printed apology in the magazine and $130 donation (which turns out to be about $0.10 per word of the original article) to be given to the Columbia School of Journalism.
You totally cooksourced that movie description from IMDB. We can't use it- they'd sue us!
by Valgirl November 6, 2010
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coogee bay ice cream

shit, turd, poo, to take a shit. Named after the Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney, Australia where a customer was serve a complimentary ice cream containing human faeces after making a complaint about where they were seated.
Person 1: Hey man, you got a minute? i need to ask you a question.

Person 2: Hang 5 dude, i gotta grab a Coogee Bay ice cream
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Whats that smell? Smells like a Coogee Bay ice cream
by steve biko March 12, 2009
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Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.
Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.
by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014
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