converse

the most basic ass white girl shoe only seconded by the one and only croc

McKayla: Omg my white converse has a fucking stain on it because when I was walking I stepped in mud
Becky: Damn girl you that sucks! You must have it tough.

by A_ViolaPlayer May 31, 2018

converse

A company that makes shoes, famous for the chuck talyor which used to be really cool shoes, then emo kids started liking them. Now just looking at these shoes can label you as an emo.

And converse makes basketball shoes too, and even though dwayne wade wears them, they really suck.

kid:Man, these are some cool new converse chuck taylors!
second kid: EMOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CUT YOURSELF!!!!

The new conversewade shoes are god-awful ugly.

by thelegendarysuperkid May 2, 2009

Converse

Converse, also known as "Chucks", are massively overpriced canvas "Shoes" that are more like socks with rubber soles. They are known to fall apart after only two months of regular use, and are only popular due to their "cute" look and multitude of colors and patterns, an effort to, it seems, imitate the vastly superior Vans. Not only are they fragile, they are also uncomfortable, and can range from passably nice-looking, to ugly as all hell. Despite this, they have a massive following, probably due to the brand's ownership by Nike. This still doesn't negate the fact that they are overpriced and overhyped, cheaply made canvas shoes. People who wear Converse tend to be a whole multitude of "groups", but are most commonly seen on the edgy kids, the "artistic" kids, and the punk kids who desperately wish they were born in the 1970's. Converse are also associated with the offbeat teen film genre, very popular with either adults stuck in their childhood, or basics/posers. In short, Converse are overrated shoes that really should have stayed in the 20th century. One is much better off buying Vans, SeaVees, Adidas, or Huf shoes, as they are in the same $40-$70 price range, and are far more comfortable, durable, and better looking.

-This was written by a teen, so this is not a case of grumpy old man syndrome, and he is quite happy with his Vans and SeaVees

Cuck (who desperately wishes they were born in the 70s, it must have been SO much better back then)- "I just got my new Converse, they're SOOO cute XD"

Me (a sane and rational human being)-"you realize you could have spent those $55 dollars on a pair of shoes that don't disintegrate in the rain, and are ACTUALLY comfortable?"

Cuck- (Goes on rant about retroness and aesthetic, and feels)

Me- (Smiles and shakes my head)

by Supreme_Sucks March 9, 2017

Converse

A way to dress or be, when one is both conservative and perverse.

I'm a converse person. Deal with it.

by liz390 June 29, 2011

converse

rad shoes that are HAWTT, they look sexy on sk8boarders wi shaggy hair <3 NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
emos wear converse 2 which makes them cool.. emo boys mmmmmmmmm jk but yah there cool! totally rad shoes
cool but very un-comfy :( but other than that! they are totally rad!!!!!!!! =D

like where did u get those totally awesome pink and black converse?!?!?!?!

by unknown** April 12, 2006

Converse

Otherwise known as "Asian Shoes," the Converse brand of sneakers are the standard uniform shoe of young Asian people worldwide.

"Hey Haruka, I like your new Converse!"

by Dr Misanthropy August 10, 2013

Converse

A rubber and canvas shoe generally worn by homosexuals. Comes in various colours and patterns, often customized with different laces, illustrations or words drawn on the sides.

"Converse? That's f---ing gay!"

by not a heterosexual May 27, 2017