i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022

Convent Of The Sacred Heart

This is one of the most expensive Elementary schools in San Francisco. Whatever the girls say about them being misunderstood is always fake, these girls wouldn't fit in at any regular school because they wouldn't know how to live in a where there are people without money. These girls are also known as the whores on the hill. This is because these girls have enough money to make all of san francisco their own personal playground. You'll never find a convent girl in GOD FORBID non designer cloths, but why shouldn't they be they have the money. They throw big elaborate parties that are not needed at all. Although people put down this school, these girls get into amazing high schools. his just makes the convent girls feel perfect, like they have looks, money, and brains. If you are not tough do not go to this school. GIRLS GET BITCHY they call you names they say your fat, and ur never good enough to be next to the queen bee. if you think that gossip girl is bad, you haven't met a convent girl. These girls will do what they need to to get what they want, they will use you, BUT CONVENT GIRLS WILL ALWAYS END UP ON TOP

OMG did you see what that convent of the sacred heart girls were wearing, if i had that money i'd be looken like her.

by hamlin_burkesforev169 July 1, 2009

convent of the sacred heart

an all girls private catholic high school located in san francisco. full of coke heads, sluts, and girls who think they are hot shit. they drink on the weekends, snort coke, smoke pot, and engage in promiscuous activites. the girls hike up their skirts to walk down fillmore. girls even have competitions to see who can have sex with who first. all in all a very bad high school whose rep is know as the "whore on the hill" and the girls who go there live up to this standard to the tee. i suggest you don't send your daughters there and if you know someone who is there currently have them transfer to a better school such as Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep located a little ways away

"did you go to the dance at convent last night?"
"ya i saw the girl throwing up near the elevator, i heard she snorted coke before hand and then finished off a fifth of jack by herself"

convent of the sacred heart girls do it better.

by juicy77 August 23, 2007

Convent of the Sacred Heart NYC

A Catholic, money-hungry and all-girls school on the Upper East Side of NYC. This school lacks diversity and very few families have girls on financial aid; most are paying full tuition, which is A LOT. The extremely rich families also make large donations to "help" the school, which already has TONS of money. This school will take a loaded girl who is extremely stupid, which can get very frustrating to the girls who are actually smart. Some of the girls who go to the school are so amazingly dumb that it seems unreal. In addition, there are many cliques, formed by the few "popular girls" in each grade, who are all loud, exclusive, rude, obnoxious, and lacking CSH values. They look down on and bully other girls who are not "like them", and, to make matters worse, the teachers have given up on trying to make their behavior better because the girls choose to ignore the rules no matter what, and that is something that the teachers choose not to deal with. Because of this, girls can get away with their skirt lengths, wearing nail polish, using their phone in the building, while others cannot, which is not fair whatsoever. CSH is also extremely behind in academics, and girls who are new in middle school usually already know ALL of the things they are taught that year. The girls who try to apply out and go to different schools have hard times on the tests they have to take from lack of proper education from the school, and struggle to make it out without rigorous tutoring.

Do you see those Convent of the Sacred Heart NYC girls over there huddled in a circle?
Yeah.. why are they being so exclusive?

by i need to figure out life March 21, 2019

Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

skid contest

The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.

Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*

by The Sub March 1, 2005