Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

sexual conquest

a conquest in which you experience a new sexual adventure which after you will never be the same or in other words a magic trick that involves multiple rabbits.

Last year when I went to Egypt I had my first sexual conquest, those rabbits were really furry.

by wabbitlover23 February 21, 2011

conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

by Wixon October 23, 2007

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 29, 2005

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 20, 2004