conjoined balls

When you only have one good ball or testicle.

He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it.

by feedingonrose June 18, 2015

Conjunctivina

A form of conjunctivitis attained by rubbing your eye after sex having touched your girls vajayjay.

Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.

"Man, why is your eye so red?"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"

by Chewed Muffin November 5, 2015

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Conjort

- collide
- come/go together

- match up
- flicked

- give

We conjorted outfits today

You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher

by avia January 8, 2021

Conjavitus

Conjavitus is a disease found in the throat. It causes large mucus build up in the back of the throat which results in short deep coughs. Conjavitus is a non-deadly disease but slightly contagious if you are in close proximity of someone with the disease. This throat disease may cause you to become extremely irritable and drowsy. If not cured within two weeks the disease will continue to spread, resulting in nausea, headaches, sore throat, and irritable/red eyes. After one month you may experience visions and become delusional, similar to someone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia. The medication or cure for Conjavitus has not been scientifically created but drinking 32 oz of water a day as well as a basic pain reliever has been proven to be the most successful in getting rid of Conjavitus.

Blayze: *coughs*
Paige: Bro I think you got Conjavitus.

by MsConjavitus July 6, 2022

conjagaloon

fuck up, failure, good for nothing, retard, scoundrel, mess up, screw up, can't do anything right.

My friend Ed is such a conjagaloon he accidently killed my dog by having anal sex with it.

by Mr. German Boy February 23, 2009

Conjugal duty

The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.

The priest asked the wife whether she had performed her conjugal duty.

by Aliases September 16, 2012