donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 17, 2016

dirty conch

Smelly vagina

"oh I have a dirty conch, I'll freshen it"

by babes0987654331 February 1, 2014

Roas-conch

(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina

"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Friendship Conch

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.

Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.

by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011

The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.

Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.

by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011

Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.

It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!

by the conch finder August 13, 2012