condomaximum

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.

Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.

by litbrit June 14, 2010

Redneck Condom

Plastic wrap.

Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?

In the second drawer next to the tin foil!

by 4x4thatbiich. June 12, 2010

Condom

A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.

Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!

by SlopNChop November 21, 2016

condom

A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.

Yes, a miracle.

We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!

It ees called ze condom.

by lickladylickems January 29, 2008

Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009

Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

no condom zone

fuck zone without condom.

The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.

by kfnks74grahzbfgjsfg January 6, 2013