compentent

Skilled at something but sorry about it

Molly was compentent at her late night job...

by ToxicBunny March 18, 2009

Compenstipation

The act of stretching the truth beyond it's capacity, while trying to steer one's company's attention away from a much more malicious, inevetivable truth: either shingles, psoriasis, or in many more severe caases - being generally "without life companions" - or "friends." 9 out of 10 women will experience this in thier life time, while trying to cover up assumptions of sexually transmitted deseases or acts of skeletal "closet" matter. Studies have shown an average of 4% of the global population will commit at least once in their life to compenstipation-isnims while they are experiencing a more lonely, pathetic time in their life. General studies of 1.5% of all mammals commit this negative act as a part of human nature, from feelings of inferiority.

"She tried so hard to get her friends to believe her false story in her best compenstipation attempts. They saw through her lies, and approached her about her genital warts."

by Doctor Chance O'Toole March 28, 2008

communisearch

Community communicative or social network search

Communisearch is akin to a hopendictionary for those literally looking for love.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

cumpenis

Were you come on your penis and have a guy name chance like it of

Ooooo, chance cumpenis me

by Khudson218 November 27, 2017

Cumpenseed

To provide an appropriate and usually counterbalancing payment; either for labor resulting in cum, or consisting of (but not limited to) cum.

Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.

Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.

by OnlineAlias March 9, 2020

compunishtatednockilied

Shocked and scared

bro was compunishtatednockilied when she skipped

by Hornswoggled January 23, 2022

Compensating

When you take huge measures to look good by getting flashy expensive stuff to hide the fact that you have a small penis, ugliness, bad body image (for guys) or small/flat tits or ass (also using implants), overusing make up to cover up your hideous face or loose saggy vag.

Wow shes using a lot of make up and implants, you think shes compensating for something

Hes got a lot of big cars and a huge mansion is he compensating for something

by Carljohnson.gta February 15, 2022