company bicycle

A female at work who has provided sexual attention to many of her male co-workers.

At Amazon Rasan and many others have screwed the company bicycle Nicole.

by John Daily April 15, 2008

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003

Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

CompanyMan

Someone who would BLEED for the company they work for

Connor is such a CompanyMan, he'll die for this place

by CSSProductions May 20, 2022

Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017

Rogue Company

A popular game made by HI-REZ studios. And is arguably the best game made by HI-REZ studios.

Guy 1:"Hey dude wanna play paladins?"
Guy 2:"Nah dude that's gay , Lets play Rogue Company";

by if you read this you're gay122 January 8, 2021

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005