Communications is a jock major, which is to say that it is a very easy major for college students who want to drink and party and sleep around more than they want to learn and better themselves. Communications majors typically end up doing generic office jobs at best.
"Yeah, the 'rents are forking out the $32,000 a year, not me, so I don't see why I shouldn't just get buzzed and major in communications!"
by CaptainFoofoo April 4, 2009
Get the communications mug.To communicate is to express oneself to another, so that the recipient agrees, ACTS on the agreement and improves the universe. It doesn't mean to talk, or to say something and the hearer says yes or no. She/He/It must respond positively and do something to get us out of the cancerous cycle we are in. It is interesting to note that this is the first entry in the Urban Dictionary for this word. If there were any communication, the world would not be as it is. Anyone who has anything to communicate is executed, imprisoned, institutionalized, or marginalized. This is the system that keeps those in power to stay in power.
If you feel you have something to communicate please add to the definition; maybe we can escape the cave of plato, and the world can change.
If you feel you have something to communicate please add to the definition; maybe we can escape the cave of plato, and the world can change.
Eddy said "lets organize a people's union to change the world." He was heard, three billion people joined and ended up working for six hours a year for a middle class existence.
Eddy said "lets organize a people's union to change the world." He was heard, three billion people joined and ended up working for six hours a year for a middle class existence. Eddy was the first person in twenty-four hundred years to communicate.
Eddy said "lets organize a people's union to change the world." He was heard, three billion people joined and ended up working for six hours a year for a middle class existence. Eddy was the first person in twenty-four hundred years to communicate.
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vi. To adjust one's word choice to make it more appropriate for the intelligence or stupidity of one's audience.
I was spending the weekend with my girlfriend's hick family and found myself communicatering to them the entire time.
by xnormanamos December 25, 2010
Get the Communicater mug.CommUNICORNication is the improvement of the universe through means of ideas being transmitted into dreams or different forms of de ja vu. This can be between two people, but the possibilities are endless. Sometimes (rarely) these can be formed in the hands of the gods and goddesses in order to control fate. There is no limitation.
Communicornication can be a moment that interrupts usual daily experiences, as if this feeling or experience had come your way in the past, but for some reason this time it was much more profound, while bringing in an entire new view or feeling into one's life - as if from that moment on you must go with this feeling.
Dreaming in symbols that represent people can be another form of communicornication - it is the way ideas are exchanged while both parties are asleep.
Communicornication can be a moment that interrupts usual daily experiences, as if this feeling or experience had come your way in the past, but for some reason this time it was much more profound, while bringing in an entire new view or feeling into one's life - as if from that moment on you must go with this feeling.
Dreaming in symbols that represent people can be another form of communicornication - it is the way ideas are exchanged while both parties are asleep.
Not remembering a dream until it happens just the same the next day, then connecting with a person/place/idea afterwards - which wouldn't have happened without the dream.
"Hey Steve, what's with the hat?"
"Well, Marvin, you asked me the same thing in my dream last night, then I made you a sandwich."
"Well Steve, I am pretty hungry."
"Good thing I had that dream, Marv!"
"Looks like we've communicornicated once again."
In Homer's Iliad, Zeus, disguised with the face of Nestor, sends a false dream to Agamemnon telling him everything will work out if he sets out for Troy.
In a dream, I watched an orange tree grow in the corner of a room - only to find within the next few days that a friend who happens to be associated with oranges, reappeared into my life. This is communicornication.
"Hey Steve, what's with the hat?"
"Well, Marvin, you asked me the same thing in my dream last night, then I made you a sandwich."
"Well Steve, I am pretty hungry."
"Good thing I had that dream, Marv!"
"Looks like we've communicornicated once again."
In Homer's Iliad, Zeus, disguised with the face of Nestor, sends a false dream to Agamemnon telling him everything will work out if he sets out for Troy.
In a dream, I watched an orange tree grow in the corner of a room - only to find within the next few days that a friend who happens to be associated with oranges, reappeared into my life. This is communicornication.
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1.~(with sb)to exchange information, news, ideas, etc. with sb
Communicate VN(SHARE IDEAS/FEELINGS)
2.to make your ideas, feelings, thoughts, etc. known to other people so that they understand them
1.~(with sb)to exchange information, news, ideas, etc. with sb
Communicate VN(SHARE IDEAS/FEELINGS)
2.to make your ideas, feelings, thoughts, etc. known to other people so that they understand them
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