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communal cum bucket

A bucket, or similar vessel, shared between at least two persons for the purpose of collecting semen.
Could you please pass the communal cum bucket, as one is thirsty.
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communication breakdown

a song by led Zeppelin that was included on thier eponymous first album. It includes an amazing riff and guitar solo, and clocks at around 2 or 3 minutes.
Guy 1: I don't like Led Zeppelin.
Guy 2: I'm having a communication breakdown.
by Illego Mexicano January 6, 2008
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Compunicate

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service, instead of talking to each other.
Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.
by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008
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ex-communicate

(verb) (action): to take your partner's mobile (cell-phone) and change a few of the digits on their ex's phone number.
Example 1: Katrina - "Ha! He won't be able to send her a text any more, I did an ex-communicate while he was in the shower."

Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"
by UncoGirl July 10, 2006
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failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.
husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.
by wakingpain October 28, 2006
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Communitarianism

n. The belief that a society is greater than the sum of its parts, and that the members of an organization ought to work toward improving the organization. Often accused to be "communist" or "fascist".
Communitarianism is perceived to be evil because it opposes the individualistic doctrine of our society.
by DYZTS May 7, 2009
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communal girlfriend

(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.
Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"

Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"
by attitudinalproblem April 7, 2010
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