commando balls 

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.

Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.

commando balls by Buddhagirl October 5, 2017

Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.

If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!

Commando-in-Chief by QuacksO April 11, 2019

commando grandma 

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.

Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.

commando grandma by Cransdell December 13, 2006

commando butlick 

a person who sucks up to a teacher/carer e.g a teachers pet or something like that

see that faggot lickin off that teacher? hes a commando butlick

commando butlick by colonel ass pirate August 25, 2009

Commando clean 

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

Commando clean by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

commando fudge 

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

commando fudge by G smith January 6, 2014

commando banana 

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

commando banana by bob spawn July 7, 2016