Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023

Colston36

Colston36 (noun): A person who exclusively forms friendships or social connections with escorts, prostitutes, and individuals who are considered unique or unconventional in some way. The term highlights an unusual social pattern where Colston36 seeks out relationships with those in stigmatized or non-traditional professions, as well as people who stand out due to their eccentricities or distinct lifestyles. Whether driven by curiosity, admiration, or a desire for authentic, boundary-pushing experiences, a Colston36 thrives in these unconventional social circles, often challenging societal norms in their choice of companions.

"Ever since Dave started hanging out with such an eclectic group, people started calling him a Colston36 because all his friends are either escorts or just really unique characters."

by PureDeebauchery October 18, 2024

Colstonfirtysixxx

Colstonfirtysixxx (noun): A person who exclusively forms friendships or social connections with escorts, prostitutes, and individuals who are considered unique or unconventional in some way. The term highlights an unusual social pattern where Colston36 seeks out relationships with those in stigmatized or non-traditional professions, as well as people who stand out due to their eccentricities or distinct lifestyles. Whether driven by curiosity, admiration, or a desire for authentic, boundary-pushing experiences, a Colstonfirtysixxx thrives in these unconventional social circles, often challenging societal norms in their choice of companions.

"Ever since Charlie started hanging out with such an eclectic group, people started calling him a Colstonfirtysixxx because all his friends are either escorts or just really unique characters."

by PureDeebauchery October 18, 2024

Colstonfirtysixxx

Colstonfirtysixxx is a term describing a person who is an enthusiast or connoisseur of prostitution, often having extensive connections and friendships within the sex work industry. This individual is knowledgeable about the profession and maintains relationships with many sex workers, often moving within circles related to the trade.

As a Colstonfirtysixxx, he was well-known for his deep connections within the sex work industry and his friendships with many high-profile escorts.

by Baroness Brass October 24, 2024

colsen

colsen is a boy who is about 4'11 he lives in the deep forest of nepal. colsen loves when he hangs from trees upside down by his asshole hair. colsen is usually spotted in peoples backyards eating from their septic tank. he loves eating clumps of shit. not only that but colsen smells really foul people have reported getting infections in their brains from the horrid smell. colsen is reported to have a noodle penis apparently his dick is as skinny as a peice of string while it is 33inches long. during the cold winter colsen wraps himself in his penis and uses it to keep him warm and twittle with his butthole hair at the same time because he is gay and likes when penises give him sweaty harry anal sex.

hey jim i think i spotted a colsen eating my sewage again in my backyard what a nasty bastard.

by pen1sattack12 January 30, 2025

Costen

The opposite of cosarodge. This word means to basically take a chill pill. Just calm down basically.

Dude it's okay, just costen down.

by Jay Skibbler April 21, 2025