Coleton

Someone who is a strong southern man. He is a one girl at a time type man and he treats every woman like a gem. He loves the outdoors and his truck. At most times he is working but he is always trying to be the best he can be. Coletons are traditional romantics. They are respectful to anyone and handle situations with responsibility.

Wow Coleton got a huge buck when he went hunting.
Coleton treats his girlfriend like a queen.

by LittleAce July 31, 2018

colton the fortnite fag

often a guy named Colton plays moble fortnite. He will usually have a girl team mate who kicks ass at the game. Colton will get the loot but eventually die. He uses slang terms in the game such as jigaboo , gay , etc. he will get as close to 2nd place but won’t get the dub. Usually on a low level in the game. Gets lots of good guns never uses them because he dies. Tries to hook up with girls from the game , yet never works.

Wow! Did you see Colton the fortnite fag At the basketball game last night?! He sucks ass!

by fortnitelegend09 March 22, 2018

Colston

Usually very smart tall handsome dark skinned crazy very funny love to roast poeple he mainly likes to say 5 seconds of roast and loves to play 2k and black ops and madden

I love the Colston i have met already

by Jade_west February 11, 2017

Colton's Mom's Vagina

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.

"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"

by CJHat April 9, 2010

Colton

A Colton is an amazing boyfriend who is always there when you need him. He is good at all sports, especially football! A Colton is gorgeous, good-looking, energetic, sweet, cute, sometimes weird, trustworthy, cuddly, and funny guy. He is definitely husband material! Any girl would be lucky to be with such an amazing guy!

Colton is an amazing quarterback.
Colton is the most amazing and good-looking boyfriend.

by KaiJoR May 26, 2018

Colton Georges

A professional golfer that goes by the name of milton stroganof #1 varsity in santa maria, california at his high school.

Have you heard of that guy colton georges he is so pro.

by Colton Georges February 12, 2009

colleton county high school

One of the worst schools in colleton county. This school is a failure at what it does and has a vary poor staff. Colleton Couty high school could be one of the worst schools in South Carolina.

Person 1 : hey what's another word for failure?

Person 2: Colleton County high school...

by Unknown0451 July 24, 2017