collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010

CollaredShirt75

Sexiest man to ever roam the earth
beat dark souls and is a profesional roblox gamer

Do not use the lords name in vien

SEXIEST FUCKING MAN TO EVER YWALK THIS MORTAL PLANE

Gerald: hey man wanna play roblox

bob: im bob

Gerald: ok

bob: im finna go CollaredShirt75 mode on these bitches

by McPotato_ March 17, 2022

Relief Collapse

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.

by Spriiing May 30, 2020

Void Collapse

When taking a shit, the act of farting, causing the feces to glide out.

Dude, I was having a massive Taco Bell shit, but a void collapse fixed it.

by Russi Tarchlavski February 19, 2011

Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009

irish collapse

Drinking so much that you can't say goodbye and just pass out from drinking right where you are

Johnny gave us an irish collapse last night after drinking two bottles of jack.

by zombiexsp February 27, 2018

collapsed arch

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.

guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.

by ollie snail March 7, 2017