fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

cogan

1. Something which relates to the use of extremely intricate and repetitive gestures; mainly, facial expressions.

2. The use of long pauses during speech followed by the use of SAT vocabulary words. To cogan a speech, for example, is to pause many times during that speech and make effort to include substantial vocabulary after such pauses.

"You were so cogan when you clapped your hands together like that on the desk."
"Thanks!"

by anonymousssssssssssssssssssssssssss January 21, 2008

Colgate

Type of blow job where the female gives head as if she was brushing her teeth.

"That felt so good. She just gave me a colgate."

by Silent Killa November 11, 2008

colgate

a company that makes toothpaste and all hygene products.

my dad works at colgate

by mandy November 20, 2003

Coganed

Being under the influence of alcohol to a point where you being to speak like a 12 year old Pakistani girl. In addition, your ability to walk is severely hindered.

She went to the bar last night and got Coganed.

by Liverman June 8, 2009

Sam Colangelo

Biggest Cap Artist of all time

Sam Colangelo: I’ll play basketball later

Robert: 🧢

by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019

Coogans Bluff

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when out of nowhere Clint Eastwood walks in and has his way with your chick. After he is done he gets up, dusts off his pants, and leaves while giving you a charming wink.

DUDE! I got the Coogans Bluff pulled on me last night. It wasn't cool.

by coogan crew May 2, 2006