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Get the cold mug.The act of defecating in a container or bag and placing it at the back of the freezer (specifically used for the purpose of tipping a one night stand).
Due to the placement of the excrement at the back of the freezer, the victim will not find the item until defrosting or rotating their frozen foods. This will allow the perpetrator months or even years of enjoyment, knowing that their present is laying in wait, ready to be found by an unsuspecting wench.
(This technique can also be used by female’s who wish to ‘Cold Call’ their male conquests, this should be referred to as ‘Brown Ice’, so as to differentiate from the male equivalent.)
Due to the placement of the excrement at the back of the freezer, the victim will not find the item until defrosting or rotating their frozen foods. This will allow the perpetrator months or even years of enjoyment, knowing that their present is laying in wait, ready to be found by an unsuspecting wench.
(This technique can also be used by female’s who wish to ‘Cold Call’ their male conquests, this should be referred to as ‘Brown Ice’, so as to differentiate from the male equivalent.)
"Hey Blue, last night i 'Cold Called' some filthy sort"
"You know what Antonia, last night when i defrosted my refrigerator, i found out that i had been 'Cold Called'. I must have been asking for it because I am a dirty whore"
"You know what Antonia, last night when i defrosted my refrigerator, i found out that i had been 'Cold Called'. I must have been asking for it because I am a dirty whore"
by SquireUK September 3, 2007
Get the cold mug.When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.
Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?
Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.
Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.
Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.
Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.
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