coitus conservatus

Latin phrase for timely pulling out, coined by scientist Joseph Needham. Also known as coitus interruptus.

Coitus conservatus counters conception.
Booty so good I can't coitus conservatus anymore.

by quantumdildo May 26, 2015

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Coitus Cunt

The female equivalent of a Fuck boy

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.

by That one char October 14, 2018

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Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

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coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021

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Coitus Inherrumptus

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.

My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.

by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022

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