cojulate

The act of deep thinking when under pressure to respond.

Victor Two-Feathers cojulated upon his Sunday schedule prior to committing himself.

by DonLU May 6, 2016

crongulated

To get crushed by shrinking walls.

If you don't leave your room in enough time, you'll get crongulated.

by ThatOtherDude1817 February 7, 2019

Conulate

When your brain can't coordinate movement because it is overloaded by them.

I'm playing Beat Saber right now and I think I'm about to Conulate. (Cun-you-late)

by ElSentientWindow December 21, 2020

Conulate

When your brain can't coordinate movements because it is overloaded by them.

I'm playing Beat Saber right now and I think I'm about to Conulate

by ElSentientWindow December 21, 2020

Coagulation

It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid

BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION

by lilldicky69420 June 16, 2022

Coagulating Tent

The filming or cinema of coagulation. Usually a common Middle age’d man American hobby. The word is brought back to its Latin terms coagulation-content.

Example - “Bro did you see the new coagulating Tent on my space yesterday?!”

by BlackHammerClamBuster August 6, 2022

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024