Cockupancy

The maximum number of men a female pornstar will work with at one time.

The back of Sasha Grey's headshot listed her cockupancy as 7 dudes.

by Beezie4Sheezie December 7, 2009

cocklan

Cocklan is a slang word/name for Lachlan. aka...... THE PUNISHER, his main technique to slaying the puss is with his abnormally large pork sword that he calls.......... FRANK

oh wow look its Cocklan, i want that big juicy punishing machine, fuck me harder daddy

by Life.exe June 11, 2018

cockumentary

It's a gay porno in the Michael Moore style.

Michael Moore is famous for his controversial cockumentaries.

by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004

Count Cockula

When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.

"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"

by theshortbusrider June 25, 2009

Cockumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.

Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.

by pseudomine December 7, 2009

cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator

That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.

by Krispy February 27, 2004

cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.

Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.

by bigolthang October 2, 2009