cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.

I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!

by lunch21 January 21, 2007

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

coctus

a cactus shaped like a penis, complete with balls as well

I'd love to stick a spiky coctus up his ass

by shell-belle September 30, 2015

cockbuster3000

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily

I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.

by Samo March 16, 2005

cockus majorous

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.

by mandeena July 20, 2008

Cockusbituss

The Scientific term for a person who bites while giving a male oral sex.

Jessica is a cockusbitus. Taylor has never felt any pain like it.

by Prep69 January 24, 2005

cockturd

A turd shaped like a dick that gives you the overwhelming urge to want to suck it off.

I'm sucking on a turd like I'm sucking dick; couple chunks o' shit dangling under it. Thats the cockturd song!

by jbud66 March 2, 2008