Cocknaught

A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead

Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!

by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007

cocknagger

a nagger of cock

jim: i nag your cock
tyler: damn yous cocknagger!

by mr. nagger January 17, 2010

cocanapple

a genetically spliced cononut and apple

Mmmm, mmmm. This sure is some good cocanapple.

by Michael Alan Dronne March 17, 2003

cocknapped

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

Cockapoo

Noun.

Substitute for anal. Cock in the poo: cockapoo (also known as Cockastink: Cock in the stink)

* Also unfortunately a dog breed.

"hey baby lets cockapoo"
"uhg I had the best cockapoo last night"
"For real guys, porn Hub has the best cockapoo category"

by Squishy4444 September 6, 2017

cockapotimus

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009

Cockwap

This happens when someone of a short stature is in height if the penis and someone leaves their fly undone, and is unexpectedly slapped round the face with the cock in question

"I've just been cockwaped!"

by xAJxMittens May 23, 2014