cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

Cockman

(Noun probably)

-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.

(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.

(Explination 2)

Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.

Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or

Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*

by ImAlmostFunny April 22, 2021

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmonch

1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.

2. An utter unmittigated yahoo

Shut Up you cockmonch!

Callete, tu cockmonch!

by Candy Snax February 26, 2006

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.

Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.

by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009