cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Cockfarmer

one who sows the seeds of cock over the fields

xxxxx is a cockfarmer!

by hound January 16, 2004

cock fag

A homosexual who loves the cock.

Dude, you're such a cock fag!

by Gonad TFC August 2, 2003

cocktagon

An octagonal cockfighting arena in the phillipenes. Reserved for the only the best of cocks and their owners.

phillipine guy 1: Oh yeah, he looks like he's got a real chance of going on to the cocktagon.

Jesus: yes, yes he does.

by got_human? May 13, 2005

Surprise, Cockfags

Battle cry for the east-coast paintball team: World Police out of Maryland.

This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.

"Whoa, we were just walking through the woods and then heard "surprise, cockfags!" as we were ambushed."

by Furious 8 August 4, 2007

cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.

Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.

by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010

Cockbag

When your friend is being a straight up dick

Bro, Keegan is such a cockbag

by Johnsmith199009 August 11, 2018