cockstain

A person who considers themselves to be AnCap or Anarcho-Capitalist.

John: Tyler felt the need to buy a recreational RPG with the money he got from selling meth to 12 year old hookers..

Robert: Sounds like he became an AnCap.. What a fucking cockstain.

by DerpHouseCentralM8 October 4, 2016

cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

cockpained

Angry, upset, or generally annoyed with someone or something. See also butthurt.

Mike got a cockpained look on his face when I told him he had to come to work instead of going to the party.

by Uigi July 30, 2011

Cockhand

To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"

Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?

Pat:What?

(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)

Brady:COCKHAND!

by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009

cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis

honey would you like to try a cockstain?

by DonJuanFranko May 1, 2017

Cockchaos

When u fail at something and ure penis tingles

Aww I just had cockchaos moment

by RNDY eAN May 22, 2011

CockBrain

someone who says something stupid cuz they been sucking to much.

person1: yo did u see the sky change orange?
person2: dog what is u talkin bout u gots that CockBrain!

by Matt "Big Dog" Dudley October 24, 2008