cockblogging

when you talk about amorous pursuits online

"JKREW was constantly cockblogging and no one believed him"

by k8 February 4, 2005

cockknocking

to try and out groin a person and it realy pisses off our teacher in pshe

earl: ballsack
crabman" sperm bank (even lounder)
Randy: collin has a small fallis (lounder)
Earl: BALLSACK :teacher hears it and sends him ou
everbody laughs while the teacher trys and controls the class who by now are all doing it
teacher: ohhh stop cockknocking

by manbeasthunter June 14, 2006

cock blocking

Cockblocking is the action of denieing one of using there cock in a sexual fasion. It originates from the hood although it is not clear which one.

Hey Allison you need to stop cock blockin im tryin to hit dat tonight.

by Alli G October 10, 2004

Cock Blocking

When one person says anything that with make a woman dislike him or not want him......

you " yo bitch you lutty ass hoe suck my nutts" friend " no come over here so i can look at you camel toe" dude your cock blocking no more weed for you and you bitch get that camel toe pussy out of here.

by kksdjaj aas f a September 1, 2006

Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos

by rissie2q January 19, 2013

Lockblocking

The act of registering for an online poker tournament at the last second in order to ruin it from locking and creating massive overlay for a few remaining players.

I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.

by EmperorAjay October 22, 2016

Cock-Blocking

An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.

Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.

by samoaneminem January 14, 2004