Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it
by Fozzie's Bear May 09, 2021
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CockBlock

To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants"
i couldnt think of 1 lol.... cockblock.
by Ryan......... February 15, 2009
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cockblock

A person who blocks the 'cock' from reaching its intended destination.

Stop being such a cockblock, he's trying to 'bag' her.
by apparentlymyname isbeingusedby January 25, 2009
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CockBlock

A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.
"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"

"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
by Hentsep Renge March 03, 2009
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cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.
That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker
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cockblocker

a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.
Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.
by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009
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cockblocker

when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
otis scrivner cockblocked me last night, so now i'm going to jack off on his face!
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