coobeans

The act of making beans while having anal sex. Then pouring the beans into the anal gape and having your partner sit on your head while you eat them.

Dude!! Me and my girl did coobeans last night you should try it! It was amazing

by crack fuck May 9, 2010

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

cockbang

the noise made when your dick hits a hard surface with speed

woah did u hear that noise? must have been some cockbang

by eddyweddyfeddy May 18, 2008

cockteasing

Involving straight jackets and feathers.

"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010

cocktease

one who teases the male penis

Jenny is such a whore, what a cocktease!

by Vadim January 23, 2005

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007