cock-smith

A man who gets action all the time.

Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.

by Jack M. E'Offer July 21, 2006

locksmith

Saviors who come in the middle of the night to help bachelors with cheap-ass landlords who put defective, key-breaking locks on the bachelor's front door.

My landlord is totally paying for that locksmith I had to call during the middle of the night.

by Philwelch May 16, 2006

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.

Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!

by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011

cockmitten

another word for pussy

I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten.

by Ricearoni Tony January 8, 2004

Digital Locksmith

n&pn. Pretty much a hacker and or password cracker.

Girl: So What do you do for a living?
Boy: Im a digital locksmith.
Girl: Wow thats impressive.

by Masta Dragon Red June 22, 2004

cocksmithin

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.

1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.

by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008

cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010