The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
this scenario generally happens when the "cockblocker" is jealous because THEY aren't getting and if they can't have any then neither can you.
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
by the DanL March 17, 2010
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by noelle April 22, 2003
christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 02, 2008
1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.
Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.
Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.
by rockit88 April 10, 2010