fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Clueless

When you have to look up the word 'Clueless' on Urban Dictionary.

What does clueless mean?
I dunno, look it up on Urban Dictionary. They have legit definitions. No Lie.

by UCSD_Ngo October 13, 2010

Clerissa

Loving, balanced, beautiful and kind hearted. Bad ass to the fullest. She's a keeper!

Gotta have that clerissa..

Watch out for a clerissa..

by Balanced December 20, 2016

clue-by-four

A device that is commonly used to give someone a clue. Named as such for its appearance, which is oddly similar to a two-by-four.

That little idiot got my machine infected with a load of spyware, so I whacked him with a clue-by-four.

by (>O_O)> August 4, 2005

clerks 2

the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)

but it is another classic that you all have to like right now

clerks and clerks 2 are the best of kevin smiths great works

by jizzle dizzle July 23, 2006

Clerks

A great underground cult classic directed by Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.

Classic Clerks Moment....

Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.

by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006

clerman

Verb: (KLu-rhmahn) To spend most of one's day in a campus bar rather than class, or the library. Any time IN class is spent either wasting away on an iphone or doodling.

Paul: Wow, did you just skip your french lab again this week?

Corey: Yah, I slept in,

Paul: looks like you pulles a clerman, AGAIN!

Corey: yea, OH SHIT!

by shaul610 February 4, 2009