Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010
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by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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Get the Cobby mug.To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.
quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
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Get the cloby mug.Ben: "Hey man how'd it go with Veronica last night?"
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"
Clobbering - Having sex without kissing
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"
Clobbering - Having sex without kissing
by Zurbur February 22, 2020
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