crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

clinter

To give large amounts of wine to a female with the intent of initiating sexy times later in the evening.

I gave her the glass that holds a full bottle, so later on she'll be good to go. Ahhh, the ol' clinter!

by Hellabearded July 13, 2016

Clitster

Origin-North America
Definition-Somebody who has a crazy fetish for clits.
Pronunciation-Clit-ster

Dan: Man i love sex i can't wait to get some. i watch porn everyday!

Nick: Dan you are such a clitster.

by Buscaglia June 23, 2009

Clatter Fudge

The yeasty white discharge formed by the vagina. Often found in discarded undies or on the penis after sex.

I was putting some washing in the washing machine when I noticed my wife's thong riddled with clatter fudge.

by R.NoonUK June 18, 2012

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004

Adolf Clitler

The term "Adolf Clitler" is where a female shaves her pubic region into an Adolf Hitler moustache and then grabs her labia with both hands and says "Hallo my name ish Adolf Clitler".

Ted Laughed endlessly when his girlfriend Sarah did an Adolf Clitler.

by LucasC and BenT May 1, 2010

critter-critter

Critter-critter is a game played mostly in the southern states. A even amount of boy and girl players play. When someone sees roadkill on the road, they yell out "CRITTER-CRITTER!" If a boy yells it out, all the girls must take off one article of clothing. Critter-critter.

Jacob, Johnny, Lindsey, and Chelsae are playing critter-critter at night while driving down the highway. Chelsae sees a smashed armadillo and screams critter-critter. Jacob and Johnny take off their pants.

by lil_coleman September 28, 2005