chippy1337

Who is Chippy1337? He is supposed to be Romanian. Some say he owns a botnet of 700k servers. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear AnonOps tell it after they were hit with over 50gbps, anybody could have worked for Chippy. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

<chippy1337> ddos comin

by Razor_and_Blade August 23, 2011

clippit

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.

Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-

by The Four Pulses of the Apocalypse November 3, 2005

Stay strapped or get clapped

Be ready for anything

Stay strapped or get clapped

by Boogaloo man February 26, 2020

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Costello Clapp

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.

After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.

by Josh Doane June 25, 2006

Fatty Clappers

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.

Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.

by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011

ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007