certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈

“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”

by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022

Certified exeh

A name given to lsk guys that use slang as a hobbies especially dandies

I'm certified exeh for days

by Certifiedexeh August 9, 2023

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

Clart

To clart is to take part in sexual intercourse

Yo babes u wanna clart
Yo im not inna the dating ting lets just clart

by Roafman suiede November 2, 2020

certified

something that has been found to be of high quality, something that is both excellent and somewhat esoteric.

the doom band brien just started is fucking certified.

by Reincremation July 28, 2006

The Clertin

The act of having Big Bird and The Jack in the Box Guy in court and Jack making fun of a poor defenseless handicaped child.

"Hahaha! The Clertin?!?" J. Box
"I Oughta' Kick your ass." - B. Bird

by Ottovan March 4, 2009

Certified Trapper

best milwaukee rapper alive. Creator of music.

Have you heard of certified trapper, I heard that he invented music!

by MarcusTooSwaggy January 30, 2023