celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014

Steve Clause

Easy way of getting out of something.

"I will if Steve does"
"Damn he pull the Steve Clause again"

by FooBar=true May 25, 2018

Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

claustrophobia

An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces.

he's afraid of being closed in closets

by mei May 5, 2005

Claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus

Santa Claus," HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".

by TetShon December 22, 2009

Herod Clause

A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.

"I reviewed that contract and it has a Herod Clause on page three."

by hiplexicog October 11, 2014

Hogan Clause

The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.

Does HHH have the Hogan Clause in his contract? No, he doesn't, but he sure acts like he does.

by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003