Edward Classyhands

A variant of Edward 40hands which involves taping a wine glass (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the participant's choice to their hands with duct tape. The participant must pour from the wine bottle into the class and drink from the glass only. Only after the bottle and glass are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.

Edward Classyhands is one of the classiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.

He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.

by DrunkasaurusPrime March 24, 2011

A Classy One

The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.

"I love 69, but I would really like a classy one."
"Give me a classy one under my desk"

by Thecatlady September 13, 2013

classy as fuck

classy as fuck is a phrase to be used sarcastically to make fun of others who think they are classy, and refer to themselves as classy indviduals. getting shitfaced is a non-classy action, just because you are getting hammered off of your mothers wine, does not make you classy. One glass of wine at dinner, is somewhat classy.

I'm classy as fuck and im wasted off of this 5 liter boxed wine.

she was looking classy as fuck wearing that great shirt she got on sale from the charlotte russe shiny rack.

by Rita Pita Pumpkin Eata May 6, 2007

classy grope

A discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. This grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused.

Yea, but it wasn't as bad as the first guy. It was more of a classy grope.

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

Classy

Money can't buy you class!

Matt & sissy rolling pennies in the car is classy. the car is most likely a black Saab

by xoxoMatt May 7, 2010

classy

fancy, respectable and lovely.

Aumie is quite classy and lovely

by just.junking.it.up June 11, 2006

Not a Classy Bitch

The girl who arrives uninvited in her best slut wear at any and all of your social functions to shamelessly throw herself at your male friends and later puke all over the host's bathroom. She never has anything interesting to say and is generally a pain in the ass.

Did you hear what happened at that party? She is not a classy bitch.

by hayleybee July 29, 2008