clarted

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

Christine Clarke

insanely gorgeous, outgoing, says what she feels.
has very eclectic taste in music.
one of the nicest and trustworthy people you'll meet.

"d00d, do you know christine clarke?"

"yeah man, she's awesome.

by dougiefreshtwothousand. July 22, 2010

Kenneth Clarke

Conservative Member of the British Cabinet who has filled nearly every high role except that of Prime Minister. Currently Justice Minister, formerly Chancellor of the Exchequer and Home Secretary. Well known in the UK for enjoying cigars, jazz, classic cars and football.

Kenneth Clarke is the British response to the Dos Equis guy.

by STwigg July 21, 2010

Clarkesexual

When one is sexually attracted to Clarke griffin a leader, mother, daughter and princess. She is an fictional character from the series the 100.

Damn that girl is clarkesexual don’t even bother talking to her dude.

by Icannnotsee January 2, 2021

Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.

Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000

by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010

Clarke

An english name meaning a teacher or consultant, derived from the egyptian hieroglyphic meaning to love. It was first intended as a male name, but now is being used more frequently as female. A girl named Clarke is a loyal friend, who will protect those she loves at any cost. Other common characterisitics include humor, spontaneity, competitiveness, and hard-working. The most common hair and eye color for women named Clarke are blonde hair and brown eyes. The most common medical traits found in those named Clarke can include: anxiety, ADD, ADHD, diabetes, depression and breast cancer.

"Look at that girl over there!"
"Which one?"
"The blonde one. She looks like such a Clarke!"

by tmont21 September 17, 2011

Pride and Clarke

Very cheap vodka drunk by high school and college students. Comes in a plastic handle and a handle (1.75 L) runs for around $12. It is almost unbearable straight, without any mixer.

I got us some cheap shit for tonight, Pride and Clarke.

by James 12423 June 25, 2009