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Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.
"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."
by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013
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rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.
I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.
by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017
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silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.
It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.
by MillsFokk August 16, 2009
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Clamstimony

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.
"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."
by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010
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Caesar

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.
by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020
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Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007
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Caesar

Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.
Caesar flashed a smile my way and patted me on the head. Little did he know as he descended down the staircase, that no matter what he had said before, I was certainly falling in love with him...
by UntouchableLover April 12, 2011
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