chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008

churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.

Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.

by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008

Chuffin

Chocolate Muffin.

I want a really big Chuffin.

by Scooty4575 December 18, 2010

Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.

Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.

by Mr. Footlong March 30, 2011

chaffing

the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.

"Chaff off"
"Chaff yourself"
"Motherchaffer"
"."
"Neigh"
"Chaffing man for life"

by Adam Bevan December 13, 2008

Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

by Fat Jock April 6, 2009