Booty Chili

When you ate too much real chili, and you have massive diarrhea afterwards.

Friend: "Hey, how was your date last night? Didn't you meet your girlfriend's parents?"

You: "It was okay until I ate her mom's chili. I had to excuse myself in the middle of dinner to make booty chili in their bathroom."

by sophie129 October 15, 2009

hormel chili

It's just canned chili. Nothing special. Why you lookin up chili on Urban Dictionary you weirdo?

Cook me up a can of some Hormel Chili, dude.

by Wbunk November 18, 2018

cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.

Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.

by Jrubadub November 3, 2011

chulita

A word made of Spanish slang, derived mainly from the word chula. A lil' sexy mama, a lady who has the looks that catches the eye. Petite with a provocative style.

My chulita treats me like a king!

by rubberchicken8 May 4, 2007

red hot chili peppers

The greatest band of all time. They have much more talent than 90 percent of bands today.

heard of those chili peppers, best band ever

by milkshake March 26, 2005

Bloody Chili Dog

Steps in Order to Perform A Bloody Chili Dog:

1.Anal Girl on Period
2.Without wiping penis, insert into bloody vagina.

3. Place Penis in between breasts, and thrust.

Hence the name, Bloody Chili Dog

"Yeah dude. I Bloody Chili Dog'd her. Surprisingly enough, i still fed it to her."

by buzzedwithroy May 2, 2010

chili storm

A foul-smelling fart, especially one you have no way of detecting until you walk into the cloud.

Hey dude, did you get that email - Accck, oh shit, chili storm! That shit is foul. Was that you?

by beefchurner July 10, 2009