Chrysanthus

This is a true definition of love and loyalty. A chrysanthus will have your back any day any time and they would never cheat. They’re always cute, soft hearted and caring. A chrysanthus would give you peace of mind

Get yourself a chrysanthus

by human being February 4, 2020

Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.

Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.

by JackD March 20, 2005

Christa

Perfection, Beautiful, Amazing, Great in Bed, Fantastic Girlfriend.

Wow, last night was so good, her name must have been Christa.

by Katchu June 20, 2011

Christapo

George Bush's Jack Booted, Secret Morality Police, created to enforce the Mosaic Laws of the Old Testament and other perceived crimes under Christianity. (Origin - Internet blogs)
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.

Bush has unleashed his Christapo upon the American public to make sure they don't have any kind of fun or conduct themselves in a manner that isn't listed as acceptable in the Doctrine of the Religious Right.

by Berfel February 3, 2005

Christams

You spelled it wrong too, you moron. It's Christmas.

If you're going to criticize someone, please learn how to spell first.

by Diane December 6, 2004

chrystal

the most amazing girl to walk this earth, a bundle of joy and fun person to be around she is the epitomy of joyessness. however there are those who hate on her for reasons unknown, jealousy perhaps?

man i wish my girlfriends name was chrystal, and not jessica!

by cnatan December 31, 2009

christabell

One of the shortest people that you will ever meet. She is loyal as a chihuahua. Fun to be around. She will randomly cut people or bite them and then when they have been defeated raise them up to the highest of their potential. She is a crazy nigga but a good nigga.

Dang man she just bite my ankle she's such a christabell

by Habitually strange May 10, 2016