Person: I can't believe we're having a green Christmas. In Canada!
Other Person: I know and I really wanted to play in the snow this year.
Other Person: I know and I really wanted to play in the snow this year.
by Anonymous Kitty December 27, 2011
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I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas
by Liberation Theology December 22, 2019
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A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
by GoldSix-shooter June 2, 2008
Get the Dr. Christmas Jones mug.One of the best Christmas songs ever by hollywood undead. It beats listening to jingle bells all the time. The song ranges from being hungry, getting it in the ass, beer, fucking, blowing off Mrs. Clause's date on christmas eve, writting your Christmas list, a fake santa with a bag of dildos, and then stealing his sleigh. Amazing choral to sing to your hated next door neighbors.
"It's Christmas in Hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's Chanukah in Inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura let's get drunk."
by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009
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The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
Get the Christmas Decoration Diarrhea mug.By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!
by macrent2 December 2, 2009
Get the Christmas Clutter mug.That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.
by steponknee April 5, 2016
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