Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Crontata

When you eat a cake backwards

Man I just smashed that Crontata competition!

by CrontataCreator October 9, 2016

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice

"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"

by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019

No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.

by PE GANG February 3, 2020

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

Contact Game

A flatulence game played by the army which is in essence the same as the safety game.

*Soldier Farts*
"Contact!"
Aww, now I can't hit you by the rules of the Contact Game!

by MarineCorps November 28, 2010

Contact

A replacement term that can always be used instead of "high five," "pound" etc.
"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.

person 1: That was awesome!
person 2: Contact! (hand slap)

by Safmiester G December 24, 2008