choad

It's the part between a guys balls and his ass hole.

Wow your a fucking choad!

by Cleo April 26, 2004

choad

a penis that is wider then it is long

come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth

by Ch-OW-d April 11, 2003

choad

A short fat penis, usually cut.

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

choad

(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.

"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"

Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.

by Greg Withnail September 24, 2012

choad

A very short, but unusually wide penis.

gotta GET IT ON in the party zone!
gotta LICK A CHOAD in the party zone!

by snuffles345 January 14, 2008

choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean

by Diggs May 13, 2005

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003